I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Randomize