It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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