i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I feel like abortions should bother me more
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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