This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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