you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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