Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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