it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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