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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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