How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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