She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Operation Purity has been aborted
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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