We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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