sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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