I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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