Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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