You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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