I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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