All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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