Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We had sex on a dog bed..
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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