nut hugger
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
kristin has been a bad kristin
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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