if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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