It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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