So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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