Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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