youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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