He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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