She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize