i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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