Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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