the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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