her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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