i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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