i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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