I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i was born a porn star she said
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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