I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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