does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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