You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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