let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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a search helicopter?!
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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