Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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