Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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