I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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