He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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not ubering you a puppy
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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