He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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