I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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