I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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