you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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