Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
foreskin is a definite game changer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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