so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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