You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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