So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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