Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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